Random Toast IM

him: ooooo new toaster
me: haha
me: i like the ‘keep me clean’ sign too
me: first of all, i give it 2 days before it looks like it’s 10 years old and second of all, it’s an inanimate object and we’re all grown adults working for a public company, the toaster does not need a 1st person sign
him: haha
me: we definitely know it was a woman who made that sign
me: no guy in the office gives a shit if the toaster is dirty
me: does it still make toast? yeah. okay, good enough for me
him: seriously- even the old one…. still toasted
him: who gives a shit if the other side didn’t work
him: sorry for the minor inconvenience of having to wait an extra minute for a toasted piece of bread
him: not like you’re using that minute lost to work
me: haha, exactly
me: well i would have closed that account today but i didn’t have my morning toast

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